Ollie's Nuttin’ for Christmas

I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas -- Nope

O’l Lynn and Crystal they’re mad

I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas -- Nope

Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad

I broke my cane on Crystal’s car

Somebody snitched on me

I short sheeted Crystal’s bed

Somebody snitched on me

I spilled ice cream on Crystal’s rug

Drank some beer and then threw up

Tried to blame it on the dog

Somebody snitched on me -- Yup

I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas -- Nope

O’l Lynn and Crystal they’re mad

I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas -- Nope

‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad

I put a tack on Lynn’s easy chair

Somebody snitched on me

I tied knots in his new dress socks

Somebody snitched on me

I overwatered Crystal’s plants

Poured some glue in her underpants

Filled her sugar bowl with ants

Somebody snitched on me -- Yup

0h, I’m gettin’ nuttin’for Christmas -- Nope

O’l Lynn and Crystal they’re mad

I’m gettin’ nuttin’for Christmas -- Nope

‘Cause ain’t been nuttin’ but bad

So, you better be good whatever you do

Cuz if you’re bad, I’m warning you

You’ll be getttin’ nuttin’for Christmas.

Nuttin

No ice cream, -- Nuttin

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