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How Santa Knows IF you've Been GoodSung to the tune of..."Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is tapping, Your phone.
He's buggin in your room, He's reading all your mail, He's keeping a long long file And runnin a tail Santa Claus is tapping Your phone
He hears you in the bedroom Surveills you out of doors And if that doesn't get the goods Then he'll use provocateurs.
So you mustn't assume That you are secure On Christmas Eve He'll kick in your door Santa Claus is tapping Your phone
(Supposedly written for and sung at a U.S. Department of Justice, Office of Legal Counsel, Christmas party during the Carter Administration.) Eugene Volokh, UCLA Law |
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