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12 Steps to a Good Life
1. Never
give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need
only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The five
most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I
apologize" and "You are right." 4. Everyone
seems normal until you get to know them. 5. Never
pass up an opportunity to pee. 6. If he or
she says that you are too good for him or her, believe it. 7. Learn to
pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How
about one month? One week? One day?" 8. When you
make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's
still warm. 9. If you
woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 10. Living
well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former
relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. 11. Work is
good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it with
you. Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved; some die
even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; it was given to us
while we're here ... even our kids.
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